Johnny 5150: Vocals, Guitar, and Party Host. 5150 specializes in keeping the party going. He epitomizes what it means to front a band and host a party with his vocals, toasts, and attitude. Classically trained in the School of Shred, his only competition for his voice is his guitar.

Johnny Showtime: Drums. Raised on the mean streets of Chi-town, Showtime developed the "feel" for the city. As a math savant, he perfectly calculates the spin and pitch of every stick flip to subdivide rhythms. Loyola Professors tried to recruit him to unlock the math of the universe, to which Showtime famously replied, "Nah man, I gotta gig!"

Johnny DJ: Bass. While traveling around the world, DJ was in Tibet golfing with the Dalai Lama (yes, big hitter, the Lama). While discussing the complexities of life and seeking advice on his future, the Lama simply said five words: "It's all 'bout that bass". Having obviously misinterpreted his advice, DJ became a musician.