Johnny 5150: Vocals, Guitar, and Party Host: 5150 specializes in keeping the party going. He epitomizes what it means to front a band and host a party with his vocals, toasts, and attitude. Classically trained in the School of Shred, his only competition for his voice is his guitar.

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Johnny Sabelotodo: Bass, Vocals: Former gang member of Los Bajos Feos, JS found himself in trouble with Johnny Law. Sentenced 25 to life in the backline, he has learned the "slow shank" via rhythmic penetrations.

King Johnny: Guitars, Vocals: A direct descendant from Don Quixote, King Johnny holds honor above all else.  After losing a guitar duel in 2005, he traveled the world as a musical Ronin. He has found peace and solace in the temple of the Hawg. Tragically, that temple had been sacked, and now King Johnny wanders gig to gig, playing for what is right, hoping that his next gig is the one that leads him back home.

Johnny Showtime, Drums: Raised on the mean streets of Chi-town, Showtime developed the "feel" for the city. As a math savant, he perfectly calculates the spin and pitch of every stick flip to subdivide rhythms.  Loyola Professors tried to recruit him to unlock the math of the universe, to which Showtime famously replied, "Nah man, I gotta gig!"